Today we will discuss which games should win our award for "Best Art & Visuals", who should win our "Crossed Wires" award for the most egregious personal fetish self-insert.
Please consider what you would like to argue should be the winning item for each of the passing categories.
Additionally, consider who you would like to nominate as your electors. You may choose 3 electors to cast votes for you on your behalf. Persuade them as necessary. You may choose yourself once. The top 12 most nominated electors will assemble as our electoral tribunal, and will vote on the final categories. Feel free to message me directly with your nomination, or comment your nominations publicly. The electors are allowed to vote their own conscience.
No but seriously, we're just about out of categories to deliberate, please consider nominating electors. Look over the previous discussions to see who you agree with and think would vote the way you want.
Previous Discussions:
- "Best Music" & "Most Egregious Race-swapping"
- "Best RPG" & "Degeneracy for Influence" & "Most subservient to the CCP"
- "Best Shooter" & "Strongest Anti-SJW Stance" & "Worst Piece of Gaming Journalism"
- "Best Adventure Game" & "Strongest Anti-Communist Stance" & "Most Overpriced Piece of Shit"
- "Best Hack & Slash Game" & "Most Aggressive Feminist Propaganda"
- "Best Platformer" & "Most Pathetic Corporate Virtue Signal"
Bugsnax is vore. Absorption Vore to be specific but it is literally vore packaged to look like a child-friendly game despite all the gay and sexual content.
Absorbtion Vore is when you "absorb" a part of something you ate into your body. Like growing a consumed man's face on your chest. Or Majin Buu/Cell stuff.
Anything to show that off with, like video play-throughs or something?
Youtube I guess but make sure you have adblock on.
I have to see how bad this is.
I forgot to nominate for the categories
Best Art and Visuals : I presume this means best graphics? Forza Horizon 4 looks amazing after the Series X remaster, but the developers went full BLM so I can't nominate it in good conscience. I was really disappointed in Dirt 5, so I can't nominate that either, despite it being one of the only "next-gen" games that supposedly focused on graphics. Honestly, I've been disappointed in what the extra performance of the Series X has actually given me so far. The games don't even look that much better.
Crossed Wires : Let's just nominate everything Ana Valens has ever written. But if I have to pick - the review of Fall Guys with a vibrator up its backhole.
Devil May Cry 5 makes its weird demon bollocks look photorealistic at 60fps or higher. The "special edition" is a scam so fuck that game.
I nominate Helltaker for best visuals.
Your Elector nominations so far are:
If we don't get to 12 nominations, I'll just try to go with a 3/4 or 2/3 majority on however many we have.
Why do people keep nominating me? I boycotted half the industry this year.
I'll accept it though, unlike the election, here we accept the will of the people.
My nominations
AntonioOfVenice
Adamrises
BulbasaurThe7th
They know you from your ranting, and they expect you to effectively act as an expert on opposing feminist nonsense (which isn't illogical).
I nominate TheImpossible1.
I could believe it.
All Recorded
Nominating Gizortnik, TheAnderal, and Adamrises to vote on my behalf.
Recorded.
oH SHIT.
Hmm. I'll go review some of the old posts.
Spellforce 3 Fallen God but Spellforce 3 in general. It has beautifully hand crafted maps that ooze beauty every-time you play. From windswept temples, a beach delta map where rivers meet the sea, to human cities built against cliff and the steaming jungle crawling with brittlebones.
My favorite would have to be the Red Meadow defence mission. Akrog and his pack have to defend a giant red tree that's sacred to Mugwa from tricksy Elves that wish to burn it. The entire time in the meadow the leaves are falling down like in Autumn because the tree is dying.
Loading screen for instance
Playthrough
And Impossible1 for sure, you can guess what he dislikes just from his post history but not just that, everytime you see his name you can pretty much guess his post and everytime you're proven right. He matches Rogel Dorn in stubbornness.
Recorded.
Not pushing it for a nom because it was no real surprise, but Kotaku.com had a decent thing going with deals.kinja.com, which was an offshoot/affiliate site that had a pretty good radar for gaming and electronics sales and, for a while, was fairly helpful.
During 2020 it succumbed to the mess kotaku has become and now prominently features daily deals on vibrators and funko pop figurines. Gaming essentials.
"Vibrators aren't gaming essentials?" - Ana Valens