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weltallic 3 points ago +6 / -3

Never quit your job until you have a new one

Now the dumb fuck isn't even a congressman anymore.

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weltallic 9 points ago +9 / -0

"We have chosen NOT to arrest Mayorkas for contempt like he did Steve Bannon because the voters sent us to heal, not to deliver justice."

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weltallic 8 points ago +8 / -0

Conservatives: "We can have a literal golden age if you vote Yes on the bills your voters want."

GOP Congress: "True... but I'm voting NO until he agrees to build a bridge with my name on it."

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weltallic 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Matrix trilogy is a triumph for women film makers.

The highest, best selling movie by a female director of all time!

  1. Matrix Reloaded (Lana & Lilly Wachowski) – $739 million
  2. Frozen II (Co-Directed by Jennifer Lee) – $477.4 million
  3. The Matrix (Lana & Lilly Wachowski) – $463 million
  4. The Matrix Revolutions (Lana & Lilly Wachowski) – $427 million
  5. Captain Marvel (Co-Directed by Anna Boden) – $426 million
  6. Wonder Woman (Directed by Patty Jenkins) – $412 million
  7. Frozen (Co-Directed by Jennifer Lee) – $400 million
  8. Shrek (Co-Directed by Vicky Jenson) – $267 million
  9. Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (Directed by Betty Thomas) – $219 million
  10. Twilight (Directed by Catherine Hardwicke) – $192 million

🤣

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weltallic 4 points ago +5 / -1

Everyone knows what he did to the underage Carrie Fisher.

Especially Mark. He knew it was happening, and did nothing.

Everyone agrees not to talk about it... unless Harrison steps out of line.

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weltallic 6 points ago +6 / -0

Georgia Sec. of State: "Only 75% of votes will be counted on election day because we're waiting for overseas ballots."

Everyone: HOW THE FUCK ARE 25% OF GEORGIANS LIVING OVERSEAS?!"

Trump will get more US votes than any time in history.

Democrats will win due to MILLIONS of fraudulent of overseas ballots, and having passed laws saying states must certify "regardless of evidence of widespread voter fraud."

There will be no public protest due to Jan6 convictions doing what they were designed to do.

Fear will keep the local systems in line.

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weltallic 16 points ago +16 / -0

Reminder that they will never EVER cast a "diverse" actress to play Harley Quinn.

Or for that matter, EVER cast anyone but a blonde white woman to voice her.

https://i.imgur.com/k5PBzSn.png

Because she's theirs, not yours.

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weltallic 32 points ago +32 / -0

London

France

Germany

Sweden

It's painful, watching so many European nations copy Lebanon's timeline STEP BY STEP, WORD FOR WORD... knowing exactly what happens every single time.

"There is no Future, no Present; only the Past happening over and over again."

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weltallic 1 point ago +1 / -0

The purpose of a system is what it does (POSIWID) is a systems thinking heuristic coined by Stafford Beer, who observed that there is "no point in claiming that the purpose of a system is to do what it constantly fails to do."

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weltallic 69 points ago +69 / -0

"Children should not be petting naked men in dog masks at Pride Parades... wait, why was I permanantly banned, along with my other reddit acount I haven't touched in 10 years?" - OP

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weltallic 4 points ago +5 / -1

Black Insurrectionist-- I FOLLOW BACK TRUE PATRIOTS

I am #MAGA Do not tell Me "I ain't Black"

The source, their juvenile trash-talking, and the numerous comments pointing out odd legal errors make me question the validity.

May be true, but flags are looking quite red. Something about their bio just seems.. off.

I'm surprised they didn't mention they had "300 confirmed kills" in their bio.

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weltallic 3 points ago +4 / -1

Can someone explain "Weimar", and how it's a metaphor?

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weltallic 14 points ago +14 / -0

DOJ Guy #1: "The Russians are financing this,. Should we shut it down?"

DOJ Guy #2: "NO! If we submit a FISA warrant, we can spy on every right-wing commentator who signs up for maybe a year or more! They won't know it's Russia, so when the story breaks, they'll look terrible! And in the run up to the election, we get to monitor ALL their private comms!"

The SAME PEOPLE who used the Steele Dossier as justification to spy on Trump's campaign, despite knowing it was sourced from Russia and paid for by Clinton's campaign.

They could have stopped it literally any time... but they wanted those precious private internal communications. Their Democrat bosses NEEDED TO KNOW.

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weltallic 1 point ago +1 / -0

I quit after the 4th leveling quest where you help a gay male couple prove their love for each other.

Lucky, since Dragonflight ends with a cringe, Avengers Endgame ripoff that makes no sense, after which you (the legendary hero) work as a waiter bringing everyone their food at a banquet.

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