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TechParadox 19 points ago +19 / -0

The eternal battle with Tacgnol will never end, and transcends death itself.

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TechParadox 6 points ago +6 / -0

I was initially annoyed by seeing the banner for this pop up on Steam when I logged in today to check my notifications, but out of curiosity I clicked over and had a look at the games. 99% of them were basically indie garbage that got their start on itch.io and aren't worth your time or money. Better to take note of the devs and publishers so you can ignore them in the future, and put the games featured in the showcase on Ignore so similar recommendations don't turn up on your feed in the future.

While there's no getting away from Steam as a platform these days, and it's still the lesser of evils (Epic, Origin, or any other storefront/launcher are universally garbage), that doesn't mean you have to directly give them your money. Use IsThereAnyDeal to find sites with the cheapest prices to buy your keys, or buy them on an alternate store like GoG, or buy directly from the publisher. Yes, it's less convenient to have your purchases scattered, but the best way to make your displeasure known is to vote with your wallet.

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TechParadox 5 points ago +5 / -0

This needs more of a signal boost so people see it. I try to buy my keys anywhere but Steam these days. I started doing that when they started charging state sales tax for purchases in my state (because I still think it's bullshit that online sale of goods can be charged tax when there's jack shit the place I live did to deserve that money), but now I do it for the additional reason that I feel there's too much woke bullshit encroaching at Valve.

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TechParadox 2 points ago +2 / -0

File that in with "It was just a prank" and "I was only joking", as well. They're all the shield of a coward that's too afraid of the repercussions to own up to their own faults.

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TechParadox 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've also seen the headlined floated that right-wingers hate it because they're the real pedos. These leftist media wingnuts project so much they need a damn dedicated VGA cable.

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TechParadox 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not sure what you're getting at there. I never said you point the gun up in the air and squeeze off some rounds. You should always know your target and what's behind it, and randomly popping off shots is a good way to hurt an innocent bystander. Fire into the dirt on your lawn, or barring that have a starter pistol with blanks for the warning so you're not firing against concrete and risking a ricochet.

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TechParadox 15 points ago +15 / -0

This is why you need a trapdoor to the roof. You don't show up in the window and threaten them, you head up to the roof with the weapon, bag of mags, and a bullhorn. You announce that they are trespassing on private property and notify them to disperse or protective action will be taken. Give them 10-30 seconds and fire a warning shot. Guarantee they'll hightail it out of there, and if the cops show up, well, better to be judged by 12 than carried by six.

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TechParadox 8 points ago +8 / -0

At this point, cue every wokester under the sun either trying to whitesplain to him how he's wrong, or them calling him every racial slur under the sun because he's not a real black person and has internalized racism, etc, etc, etc.

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TechParadox 29 points ago +29 / -0

How's that old chestnut go? "For those who have led a life of privilege, equality feels like oppression", or something like that?

For that matter, isn't it still true that women live longer than men? If anything, the men's pension age should be lowered to compensate for the fact that we work our asses off and die sooner than the women do.

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TechParadox 7 points ago +7 / -0

Weren't they originally put it to make people have some variety and DIVERSITY in the game?

Full orcs as a PC race is a relatively recent development in the entire scope of TTRPGs. Players had the ability to pick half-orc as a race for a while before they added in the option for full blooded orcs. They weren't really a "diversity" add, per se, but more of a "the players want to play as one of the bad guy races" thing, similar to when Drizz't became the new hot shit in D&D fiction and suddenly they rushed to set up the ability to play as an edgelord Drow.

As someone else stated, the perks and drawbacks of playing a non/demi-human race in D&D are there to balance out the fact that humans are basically the Swiss Army Knives of the setting. Removing racial bonuses is pretty much pulling a Harrison Bergeron on the game as a whole, making one wonder why the hell they'd bother picking a non-human race to begin with.

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TechParadox 13 points ago +13 / -0

Projecting that much? Yeah. 90% chance she has some stuff that's kiddie-related, and likely 100% chance there's some Yaoi / Slash-fic / other male-male gay fetish writings or videos on that hard drive.

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TechParadox 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah, these are the same asshats that decided "sealioning" was a bad faith argument tactic, when it's pretty obvious that one can tell when someone is trying to play a semantics trap versus someone is asking you to defend your position - but apparently they can't tell the difference and can't be bothered to form a coherent defense of their positions.

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TechParadox 7 points ago +7 / -0

Even more amusing - CNN is trying to pass the buck and blame Biden's camp for giving them the edited pic. Biden's camp is claiming that removal of the logo was because of copyright purposes. Both excuses stink like yesterday's fish, because either way it's propaganda.

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TechParadox 5 points ago +5 / -0

"BAWWWW WE GOT TREATED LIKE SHIT IN QA!!!!"

Uh, no shit. QA is the entry-level, college-kid-gets-hired-for-the-summer, dead-end garbage section of the company. It's maybe one step above working a call center job, if that. If you're good at it, you might get promoted to a QA manager, but that just means you catch more shit from the dev team when you try to raise bugs, and you get the added joy of dealing with a crew of immature jerk-offs who think they're underpaid while sitting there and punching a wall in a game for half an hour to try and replicate a bug while browsing some NSFW subreddit on their phone.

You want a real job in a gaming company? #LearnToCode and get your foot in the door as an intern somewhere, then build a portfolio and skillset.

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TechParadox 17 points ago +17 / -0

I love how they get all triggered over "Just Asking Questions". If these low-IQ mouth-breathers can't be bothered to defend their positions on any sort of topic when questioned about it or asked to clarify their stance, why the hell should should I give a wet fart about their take on anything?

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TechParadox 2 points ago +2 / -0

Disney Star Wars could have been good if they'd just followed the formula and adapted the Dark Horse comics or the Thrawn trilogy as cartoons a la Rebels - use animated versions of the original protagonists so they can be any age and you don't have to trot Harrison Ford's wrinkly balls out on a sound stage, have the originals do the voice overs, and it's a slam-dunk moneymaker.

But nope, gotta throw out the entire EU canon and start making our own so we don't have to pay those royalties and can use it as a vehicle to push an agenda at the same time.

Yeah, look at how well that went for them.

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TechParadox 4 points ago +4 / -0

I bought bootleg copies of the demastered versions of the original trilogy on Blu-ray on eBay just for that reason, right before the "maclunky" edit got dropped on all the streaming services. That last change by the house of the mouse further cemented that I had made the right decision. Screw Lucas's "theatrical vision" and screw Kathleen Kennedy's further destruction of the classics.

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TechParadox 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll agree that 99% of Basket-/Base-/Football is utter shit. They all got boring decades ago and have continued to go downhill, running only on the momentum of long-time fans. For what it's worth, I had high hopes for the XFL reboot that was supposed to happen before COVID ruined everything for everyone. Maybe The Rock and his family can actually make that happen. Until then, I'll happily watch soccer or something else that hasn't been totally infected by general stupidity.

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TechParadox 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would say I'd press F for respects, but in this case?

*stands over downed opponent* C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C C

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TechParadox 5 points ago +5 / -0

Y'know what the nice thing about Linux is? Anyone out there can fork the kernel and go their own way with development. At this point, Linus needs to just say "fuck it", fork it, and give any of these groups that have a Code of Conduct the finger. Let everyone know that if they want to port their work over to the new branch and work on it without having to worry about finger-wagging moral police, or whether you'll have to worry about using the terms "master" and "slave" in reference to processes and programming, and then watch the geeks flock over to the new free-as-in-speech, free-as-in-beer version of the OS.

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TechParadox 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, no doubt there. Hell, they almost had me with the nostalgia bait. I had a couple of the single-screen LCD G&W units (Donkey Kong Jr. and Super Mario Bros - the original blue one) when I was a kid and I played the hell out of them, and this announcement hit me hard in the memories. Sure, it'd be nice to have one of these as a shelf-sitter for the collection, but after thinking about it for a while I decided it wasn't worth it. Like you said, it'd make more sense to hit up Amazon or Ali and get an RG350 unit, then load that sucker up with every ROM under the sun.

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TechParadox 7 points ago +7 / -0

There we run into the snag of "no shallow content". If you don't stick that recipe at the end of three pages' worth of worthless bullshit about how you just got back from taking the dog to the groomer and your grandmother was coming over from her latest OnlyFans shoot so you needed to feed an army of people and this was the perfect recipe to do it with, you don't get the user engaging with the page (and the ads thereon).

Never in my life would I think I'd need an adblocker more for recipe sites than I would for anything even remotely related to adult content, but here we are.

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TechParadox 2 points ago +2 / -0

When I saw the Game-and-Watch announcement I was pretty jazzed, until I read further and realized how much of a ripoff and nostalgia bait it was. That thing damn well ought to have every NES game that Mario even had a cameo in on it for what they're doing, but nope - 2 games, a watch-game, and "Easter Eggs". Screw Nintendo for their low-effort garbage and screw the scalpers that are probably going to end up with 90% of the stock that Nintendo produces. I'll wait for a Chinese bootleg for a quarter of the price.

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TechParadox 10 points ago +10 / -0

Man, dude is reaching hard and fishing deep to draw any conclusion to that image other than a Kryptonian woman looking at her very accomplished, super-hero cousin with admiration. I can hear the bullshit already though - "Oh, but look at their positioning, she is behind him and lower than him, therefore elevating the man above the womxyn. It's subtly sexist!"

Y'know that saying about if you meet one asshole in a day, you've met an asshole, but if everyone you meet is an asshole then maybe it's you that's the asshole? Same thing goes for seeing sexist / racist / -phobic imagery. If you're seeing it everywhere, maybe it's your ass that's projecting more than a multi-screen cinema in the pre-COVID days.

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TechParadox 12 points ago +12 / -0

The payout that woman got for doing nothing still boggles my mind. I mean, I get it - it's a divorce, she gets half, but there's no way in hell she did anything worth that amount of a paycheck after Amazon got into its first warehouse.

What further boggles my mind is that Jeff jumped right back into the dating game after effectively donating half of his fortune to charity. If that'd been me, my ass would have just built a monastery with a Scrooge McDuck money bin and lived out the rest of my life in comfort.

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