You talk like a 15 year old.

It must sound so awesome in your head.

Wild considering conspiracy theorists are the ones who actively invent retarded child-like shit like that an antenna array in Alaska can magically create a hurricane 6,000 miles away through 'magic', or that a space laser blew up a town in Hawaii because Oprah couldn't see the ocean.

Except the claim is that the government was in on this.

Meaning, more than just some random retards at... whatever intelligence agency you think did it.

If this was a plan to take guns, do you not fucking think the CIA would've had all their ducks in a row before going through with it? You guys simultaneously believe that the government is literally capable of GODLIKE accomplishments when it comes to these conspiracy theories (no seriously, many of the things claim would've required nothing short of total omnipotence to execute as flawlessly as they supposedly do), and they couldn't have twisted the arms of like ten senators beforehand?

You think they literally would've blown their one and only shot at this just like that with such a ridiculously expensive, contrived plot, but they "forgot" that Republicans were in control? When Democrats were in control just a year prior?

How many >>>THOUSANDS<<< of people would've had to have been on this false flag, and not a single one has ever leaked? And that goes for every single conspiracy ever. Why is it that it just so happens that nobody 'leaks' anything when the government leaks like a sieve in every other regard? We couldn't even keep stealth secrets from fucking China.

Let's flip this around.

• Why do you believe the government actually gives a shit about 'taking guns' from conservatives, when conservatives have shown they will never, ever ever do fuck-all about anything? They literally always comply with anything they are told. In fact, even suggesting "hey you should make your own illegal suppressor" gets you banned from every right-wing gun forum, because they're such obedient little fucktards.

• Why have people believed for 23 years that 9/11 was staged by the government and yet literally all anyone who believes this pointless shit has just cried on the internet like a little fag? Can anyone actually describe a realistic timeline where they think they're ever going to be vindicated? If you haven't shot a fucking senator over even 10% of the evil shit conspiracy theorists allege, then you are not a serious person, and it's very probable that most conspiracy theorists do not actually believe this shit themselves, it's just an online LARP.

• If the government staged it to 'turk mah gurnz' why did they wait until AFTER Democrats lost control of congress? Absolutely no gun control came out of this. Like... did any one of you ever fucking ask this and actually come up with an answer? What, was it not in their FY11 budget?

• If the kids didn't die, why has not a single one of you actually tried to find these kids? They're like, literally 20 years old or so at this point. Where are the kids? Where are they???

• If this was such a heinous conspiracy why didn't even one single person ever try to sneak/break into the school while it was still standing (which it was for quite a while) to actually see if there was evidence of bulletholes/blood? In fact, why does this level of investigation never seem to happen for any conspiracy ever?

• Why do so many conspiracy theorists actively lie about everything? Someone in here claimed "omg there were no ambulances". I literally found an aerial photo of a dozen of them lined up at the school from the day of the shooting.

• Why is so much conspiracy material seemingly tailor-made to make specifically only right-wingers go completely out of their mind with paranoia?

• Why is so much conspiracy material anonymously produced or sourced by 'nobody'?

• Why do all the Qonspiracy Qultists literally believe that they themselves and their stupid LARP nonsense is above being questioned, and they only lash out in psycho anger when you ask them basic fucking questions like anything I wrote here?

• Why was "Dear Wolfgang", considered basically the Sandy Hook Hoax Bible, contain multiple outright fabrications and lies, like "Adam Lanza supposedly carried 50 pounds of ammo into the school"?

• What is the point of believing any conspiracy when you've never done shit about any of them, you never will, and there's genuinely 0.00% chance of any "justice" or "truth" for any of them? What is the difference between believing Vegas was shot up by the CIA just for fun, and believing the moon is made of cheese? Nobody cares and what you think will never matter, and you'll never prove otherwise, so why bother?

Here's one explanation that actually addresses all of this:

Conspiracy theories are literally invented by the government to psychologically manipulate a potentially 'dangerous' right-wing audience into psyching themselves completely out of their minds with paranoia in order to keep them controlled.

Do you all think that MKULTRA "only works on liberals"? No you fucking retards, it works on you.

Here's how the government sees the right wing.

• Heavily armed.
• Distrustful of government.
• Masculine/violent/'tough'.
• Unintelligent.
• Gullible.

Groups like that historically have posed active danger to governments. They're the ones who throw revolutions. So if you're the US Government, and you have your hands tied by things like the First and Second Amendment, how do you control these guys?

You psych them the fuck out.

Every single right-winger, right now, thinks there's "feds" everywhere. They trust nobody. They probably think their own children are feds. They are so paranoid that they're incapable of forming a coherent movement.

Look at how ConInc Twitter Grifters like DC_Drain, Jack Posobic, Gunther Eagleman, and Tony Seruga just fabricate complete nonsense every single day and get a hundred thousand 'likes' for their utterly preposterously stupid claims that never turn out to be real.

Conservatives will believe anything as long as it tells them what they want to hear.

The government knows this. It's why you can find so much conspiracy material even just by searching Google.

It's why every single conspiracy theory just hammers home the idea that:

• The government is God.
• The government is all-powerful.
• The government is all-knowing.
• The government is all-seeing.
• The government is the most evil entity to ever exist and will murder you in an eyeblink if you step out of line.

In reality, none of this is true. The government is weak, ineffective, stupid, and discordant. There's a very long list of people who the government "should" have murdered, but hasn't. Like Alex Jones, for starters.

But all that matters is if right-wingers believe that it's true. Because as long as they believe it's utterly hopeless to resist, they'll never do fucking anything.

And they never have.

And they never will.

They piss away thousands of hours of their lives on this stupid made-up fairy tale shit, squinting at pixels, friendless and alone in their paranoid little delusions, getting more obese by the second in their disgusting, sad little shitty trailers.

CONSUME CONSPIRACY, THEN GET READY FOR NEXT CONSPIRACY.

What is the point of believing any of this faggoty conspiracies when nothing you think will ever matter, and you have never done fuck-all to get "justice" for any of them?

How is believing anything about 9/11 any different from you believing Santa Claus?

It's weird that you guys think a trillion-dollar intelligence agency can flawlessly mastermind these billion-dollar conspiracies, but a bunch of high-school dropout manual-laboring hicks always just 'happen' to find some ridiculously asinine and obvious glaring "fuckup" like this.

Dozens of police vehicles and a helicopter or two but no actual first response medical was there

Ambulances DO NOT just drive into an actively/potentially dangerous crime scene. They literally always wait for cops to clear the scene.

I'll remind you of the CHAZ/CHOP, when that guy got shot and bled to death. All the communists were mad because the ambulances wouldn't go into the area to rescue him. But they refused because the cops hadn't secured a potentially-dangerous scene, because CHAZ/CHOP wouldn't let the cops in. There's a video of the ambulance sitting a block away waiting while they all scream at them.

I'll be honest, I really fucking hate how I have to point out obvious things that anyone with a brain should know. I have an exceptionally low opinion of conspiracy theorists because you guys make unintelligent fucking claims like this.

https://s.abcnews.com/images/US/abc_06_school_shooting_sandy_hook_nt_121215_16x9_1600.jpg

Literally what the fuck do you call this picture?

This is about as true as "Hillary Clinton Whitewater Documents were stored in the Murrah Federal Building in OKC" even though that would literally make zero sense, and also that anyone who would ever actually know that would've actually said something.

99% of this conspiracy fodder is literally invented by nobodies on the internet who have utterly no way of actually knowing anything they claim.

The fact that some surviving kids from the sandy hook school were singing America The Beautiful at Super Bowl XLVII (2013) only a few months after the incident, and some of them look way too much like some that were supposedly killed at the event.

Where have these kids been for the last 12 years then?

Also most of the "The fact that..." stuff conspiracy theorists claim is typically completely fabricated, much like the "BLUE ROOFS" shit in Lahaina.

Then why didn't any gun control pass because of it?

Do you people ever think about this shit more than "not at all"?

So they waited until Republicans had control of congress, who would make sure no gun control happened, to stage this shooting, when they could've done it any time when Democrats had all of Congress under Obama?

The problem with all this HOAX HOAX CONSPIRACY retard-thoughts is that the dumbest motherfuckers alive just fall for them at face value and actively refuse to ever ask follow-on questions.

Let's start with this one:

If the shooting didn't happen, where are the 'dead' children?

It's been 12 years. Not a single person has tracked them down.

Wouldn't that be the smoking-gun evidence?

If it was fake there'd be a million new lines of investigation yet not a single one of the millions of retards who fall for every-conspiracy-ever have once put in the effort to actually try to procure evidence beyond "LOOK AT THE PIXELS".

Literally your proof is 'this guy had a weird look on his face for exactly 30 frames of video'.

And then they get mad when I point this shit out, almost like conspirafaggots know they're full of shit.

"It will raise the cost of goods on the poor". I guess this is technically true, the poor buy cheap Chinese shit and it becomes more expensive.

Two problems:

1. That's the whole point, make overseas production of goods more expensive than domestic.

2. Fuck the poor they just steal everything and commit literally all the crime anyway.

I mean that just looks like straight bad art. It looks like amateur Legend of Korra DeviantArt shit.

The 1080 might be the best GPU I have ever owned. Fucker is almost a decade old at this point.

I spend most of my time playing intellectually stimulating problem solving games like Satisfactory. Organizing things, calculating math, and planning for the future. It's kind of a problem, actually, I play really nothing but these endless puzzle type games. It's like solving jigsaw puzzles for me.

"Marijuana isn't a gateway drug" led to that.

Marijuana doesn't "entice" you to do harder drugs. What it does do is turn you into such a loser that you fall into the sphere of influence of people who do do harder drugs who then make them easily accessible to you.

If you go to https://old.reddit.com/r/Portland it's a joke. I literally can only imagine they instantly ban anybody saying anything negative about their shithole. Literally the entire world knows Portland is a dump but every post you find is like a weird "there is no war in Ba Sing Se" cultist pretending everything is great. There isn't a single post, even sorted by Controversial, that is saying anything is wrong.

Half of Mexico already lives in America anyway.

I think the Hawaii thing was "covered up" specifically because it's so heavily blue. Native Hawaiian are notoriously stupid, incredibly lazy, fat retards. The fire was a massive mismanagement on every level. They couldn't blame Republicans for it so they just glossed over the entire thing because you aren't permitted to criticize Democrats.

Kind of like how that whore in Puerto Rico was locking up aid relief from Trump so she could blame him for sending nothing, then when they found it three years later nothing happened to her.

He paid a usage fee. Did that include rebuilding all the infrastructure? By your shithead logic his next power bill should be about $380,000 right?

Or is that NOT FAIR? But what he's doing is magically fair because """""reasons"""""

What about all the VOLUNTEERS who helped with that effort? Do you think it was only the works of the power company? That not a single road they travelled on was from a volunteer? Or what about lineman sent in from places like Florida?

You are why lolberts get bullets.

Yeah. I guess the best I can say is that you could do a lot worse than $10/gal

The same, from me. I saw White gun owners savagely fuck over each other in the post Sandy Hook ammo shortage... and the shortage was completely artificial. The supply of ammo was utterly unchanged. The exact same number of rounds produced in 2012 was the same as in 2011. This fake shortage went on for three years where .223, normally 0.30¢ / rd, was going for $1.50.

Gas, unlike food and water and supplies, also has a very short shelf life. Even with stabilizer it's probably going bad after six months and is bad after a year.

Every major hurricane has mile long lines at every single gas station for days. Which means you need someone with no job to sit in that line and hope that they get there before it runs out.

This exact thing happened after the Sandy Hook fake ammo shortage. Retired faggot Boomers would camp at Walmart and literally dump the shelf in their cart when it stocked and immediately resell it for 4x the cost.

They introduced zero value to the system. They didn't facilitate distribution, they didn't increase the supply of ammo.

These behaviors made it worse because the perception of a shortage made everybody want to buy more than they normally would because "I might not be able to get some later".

Price raising is in effect rationing it to the customer, because now people will only buy a smaller amount and leave some for the next guy. If kept at normal prices, the first 3 guys in line would just buy out the entire supply to keep their lights on while the entire town is in darkness.

Instead the one guy who has money buys it all out instead and the everyday normal people get nothing. Wow, "rationing"!

Or just kill him and take it? Why not? Do you think he laid his own power lines to power the pumps? Someone else did that and he didn't pay them. So they work to deliver that so he can extract value without adding any.

It isn't being shipped in because the roads are impassible.

Your jewish logic is if there's 50 life jackets on a sinking ship holding 100 people, that it's okay to auction them off because it will incentivize someone manufacturing more. Except the ship is sinking. You aren't getting more.

Yeah realistically it has the same problem cash fines for lawbreakers has: all it means is if you're wealthy enough the law simply no longer applies to you. Because a normal person can't afford $500 for a speeding ticket, a rich person has a lawyer on retainer who just handles it and the rich person doesn't even have to think about it. It doesn't ration for usage, it rations for economic privilege.

Imagine a ship sinking and someone grabs all the life jackets and locks them up unless you pay him for one. According to lolberts this is not just expected but commendable.