22 WAX MY BALLS Yaniv back in court, legally changes his name to "Jessica Simpson" (www.youtube.com) posted 5 years ago by YesMovement 5 years ago by YesMovement +22 / -0 11 comments share 11 comments share save hide report block hide replies
The real Jessica Simpsons (with the big ass titties) should sue Big Johnny for libel.
When is this goon going to be finally declared a vexatious litigant? Surely a name change is not enough to avoid being put on the morons-who-waste-court-time list?
Did the office that handles this let him know it was already taken?
They were probably too focused on containing their laughter that a fat, hideous blob like Johnny would take the name of a famous hottie.
Yeah, if I had that shit of a reputation I'd start calling myself Whoopi Goldberg to try confounding internet searches.
I liked this reporter more and more with every sentence she spoke :-)
Good, because she's black/Indigenous so if you didn't you'd be a super-racist misogynist.
He seemed a little too enthusiastic though.... quick! Get the pitchforks! He's fetishing BIPOC!
I just liked her "cutelittlefangs" eh? Lolz!
BRB, changing my name to Brad Pitt.