55 Very stupid active duty airman wears a serialized gas mask to a riot, commits arson, wins stupid prize (www.justice.gov) posted 4 years ago by ThatYellowBastard 4 years ago by ThatYellowBastard +55 / -0 52 comments share 52 comments share save hide report block hide replies
They had pictures of the guy without the mask on, too, so I'm thinking it didn't take them too long to confirm the dude's air force asset number for the mask against the pictures.
I bet the supply guy was sweating bullets for a second there.
"Son, can you tell us where this gas mask is?"
"IT'S IN THE PAPERS! RIGHT THERE! THERE'S HIS SIGNATURE! I DIDN'T DO SHIT!"
The magical hand receipt/sign-out roster. Absolves the issuer of (almost) any responsibility.
"Self-Incrimination Log"
Quickest asset search ever.