55 Very stupid active duty airman wears a serialized gas mask to a riot, commits arson, wins stupid prize (www.justice.gov) posted 4 years ago by ThatYellowBastard 4 years ago by ThatYellowBastard +55 / -0 52 comments share 52 comments share save hide report block hide replies
I bet the supply guy was sweating bullets for a second there.
"Son, can you tell us where this gas mask is?"
"IT'S IN THE PAPERS! RIGHT THERE! THERE'S HIS SIGNATURE! I DIDN'T DO SHIT!"
The magical hand receipt/sign-out roster. Absolves the issuer of (almost) any responsibility.
"Self-Incrimination Log"
Quickest asset search ever.