I sometimes see people claiming Baldur's Gate 3 isn't woke. It occurs to me that this is only possible because people don't publicly spoil the story.
So here's what happens in BG3.
Act 2: the macguffin you've been searching for is actually an angel. A female angel. A butchy lesbian female angel. Who is fucking the bad guy's daughter. And that badass lesbian angel totally kills her girlfriend's mean dad.
Act 3: the mindflayer you've been working with is actually Baldur, the namesake of the entire franchise. Also, there's a dragon living beneath the city. And the two of them were gay lovers. That's right. Baldur's Gate was named after a gay mindflayer who was fucking a gay dragon.
So the biggest reveals in the game are super fucking gay, but no one talks about them because that would be spoiling the story. Isn't that clever?
I need everyone to read what I write next in Norm McDonald's voice....
A gay dragon, and I thought homophobes were the real flamethrowers
I don’t know if we should really be interested in a deeply closeted gay man’s voice
He's as straight as an arrow. He went through the charade of getting a wife
He didn't make it a matter of public record, he didn't put the identity first and foremost, never hinted at it, never dropped his politics into his work, had a wife who actually seemed to love him, and died with no public knowledge or rumors of his nature. If he was gay, he was the kind I wish they all were.
He's referencing a Norm joke, just fyi.