The man will be 6ft7 with a 10 pack, long flowing hair, and the woman will either be a brick and/or fat, or will be how she imagines herself. Mainstream conservative men will find themselves picking up copies of the book, without quite knowing why. Something about the cover speaks to them and their desire to get pegged. The cover makes the man seem so trustworthy and based. #metoo
I'm not joking. Conservatives vote based on appearance just as much as women do, then wonder why the hell we ended up where we did. I'm not voting for some ugly midget! Give me a hot baller to vote for! #chickvotes
Sounds about right for current hallmark
Right, be really brave and make both leads chubby
"Jonah Hill is... Fabio."
That would make those book covers ten times funnier
I take it you haven't read pounded by produce yet?
They wouldn't know what to do...on one hand they can promote a jew, on the other hand women want something more.
How about a cover with jonah hill handing money to a handsome, black, 7ft3 former basketball player/rapper turned prostitute so the woman on the cover can be happy? Maybe call him Jerimah Merks, or Juan Meak, or even Jerome Mark?
The man will be 6ft7 with a 10 pack, long flowing hair, and the woman will either be a brick and/or fat, or will be how she imagines herself. Mainstream conservative men will find themselves picking up copies of the book, without quite knowing why. Something about the cover speaks to them and their desire to get pegged. The cover makes the man seem so trustworthy and based. #metoo
I'm not joking. Conservatives vote based on appearance just as much as women do, then wonder why the hell we ended up where we did. I'm not voting for some ugly midget! Give me a hot baller to vote for! #chickvotes