23 The latest Hallmark movie features a burly South American hunk chasing a plus-sized woman (archive.ph) posted 145 days ago by Mpetey123 145 days ago by Mpetey123 +23 / -0 21 comments share 21 comments share save hide report block hide replies
"Jonah Hill is... Fabio."
That would make those book covers ten times funnier
I take it you haven't read pounded by produce yet?
They wouldn't know what to do...on one hand they can promote a jew, on the other hand women want something more.
How about a cover with jonah hill handing money to a handsome, black, 7ft3 former basketball player/rapper turned prostitute so the woman on the cover can be happy? Maybe call him Jerimah Merks, or Juan Meak, or even Jerome Mark?