77 Star Trek cadets are now required to get DEI struggle sessions from an obnoxious lesbian (twitter.com) posted 160 days ago by SophiesBoyfriend 160 days ago by SophiesBoyfriend +77 / -0 56 comments share 56 comments share save hide report block hide replies
WHY ARE THEY ALL FAT?
Ozempic was banned in the year 2135
Ozempic is banned in the future due to fatphobia
Socialism collapsed and all the plebs are starving. Starfleet hoards all the food and it's officers use obesity as a sign of their status.
A quadrant-scale collapse would simply herald the rise of glorious Terra. Starfleet could finally live up to its potential, unshackled by diplomacy.