Ah, yes, the font of wisdom and human insight that is Nicki Minaj. Whose historic writings include such prose as

This is for my niggas that cop dutches. All of my niggas throwing it up on them bikes and pop clutches. This is for my niggas that don't snitch. All of my niggas that don't bitch, all my niggas that tore fifths.

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When I tell 'em that I'm cumin' I'm cumin'. Rap bitches in the game always huffin' and puffin'. Damn, why these bitches always frontin' for nuthin'. Fuck around I'm a have these bitches runnin' from suttin'.

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Let's do up in Disney at the Magic Kingdom. You can tug on my Giuseppes and my Bagley Mischkas. I'm a ba ba ba, I'm a bag of fun. I'm a pro with them balls like And 1. Now let's go, Mexico that's where we next to go. Do him like his momma, make him eat his vegetables. Could call me a stage mom, boy you best to blow. Or you could even call me Wanda 'cause I'm "ret ta go". You know I'm spoiled little daddy, stomps the floor. We could do it on Fifth Ave in the Department store. We could do it in Tokyo, we do it in Taiwan. All my Harajuku girls say I am they icon.

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Shawty wanna li-li-li-li-lick me like a lollipop. Shawty said he li-li-like the way I make punani pop. Shawty wanna li-li-lick me in the candy apple drop. I got that presidential cooch', when he see it, he salute. 'Cause ain't no nappy pubes, just a lot of juice. A little Mohawk, posing for the photogs. He get me so, he get me so, he get me so smart. He make my pussy sing, "Ah!" like it's Mozart. He say the pussy pretty, it look like show art. He say, "Who pussy is it?" and I say, "Yours". And when he spank this, I make that pussy fart. I'm such an actress, Melissa Joan Hart.

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First I take their order at the Cuchi Shop. Then I send 'em a girl that can make her coochie pop. And then I smuggle all my money through the coochie spot. (Up in the Phantom, have you wishing you had 'em, I'm the madam). And there ain't no returns at the Cuchi Shop. We don't wanna hear "it burns" at the Cuchi Shop. Just listen and you'll learn at the Cuchi Shop. Up in the Phantom, have you wishing you had 'em, I'm the madam.

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Such a thug boo. I like your truck too. When I get older I'mma come over and fuck you. 'Cause that's my ice cream. That's my ice cream. That's my ice cream. That's my ice cream man man.

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I know what these niggas like, and it ain't my charm. I ain't stupid, this $250 on my arm. I like money more than dick, nigga, that's a fact. You think pussy's everything? Well, let's have a chat. A-a-ass out, pussy fat, point me to a rich nigga. Who gon' Rico, Ace me, pay in full my money, Mitch nigga? I'ma help him fuck the check up, I'ma run the business. If your girl don't get it poppin', put me on your wishlist. Hitlist, now he sendin' gifts like if it's Christmas. He said, "Baby, everyday we ballin'," I say, "Swish, swish". Got him callin' nonstop 'cause he don't wanna miss this. I said, "Don't panic, keep the faith, nigga, B.I.G.'s bitch". (Real rich nigga sex)

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Now, I endorse this message. I endorse this message. I am Nicki Minaj and I support this message. Now, I endorse this message. I endorse this message. I am Nicki Minaj and I support this message. Now, I endorse these strippers. I endorse these strippers. I am Nicki Minaj and I support these strippers. Now, I endorse these strippers. I endorse these strippers. I am Nicki Minaj and I support these strippers.

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If you need a bad bitch, let me call a few. Pumps on, and the little mini-skirts is out. I see some good girls, I'ma turn 'em out. Okay, bottle, sip, bottle, guzzle. I'm a bad bitch, no muzzle, hey? Bottle, sip, bottle, guzzle. I'm a bad bitch, no muzzle, let's go.

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Ooh-ooh, dick in your face. Ooh-ooh, dick in your face. Ooh-ooh, dick in your face. Put my dick in your face, put my dick in your face, yeah, yeah.

This subhuman ape is definitely something that should be listened to and not put in a hole in the ground! Hooray for conservative values! Hooray for “the right wing!”

This was the first time I had ever even looked at her content. It honestly reads like a parody crested by someone who hates rap and niggers, but nope! All of these are real lyrics.