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Bill Ackman's tips on how to pick up women and solve the birthrate crisis (twitter.com)
posted 218 days ago by The_Shadow_of_Intent 218 days ago by The_Shadow_of_Intent +53 / -0
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– Mpetey123 11 points 218 days ago +11 / -0

Haven't you read the research with chimps. Occasionally the beta male will get to mate if he's excessively attentive and brings the passed over females lots of gifts. So there, science has proved you wrong, simping works occasionally, with the unwanted members of monkeys.

I fucking love science

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– TheOutlaw 10 points 218 days ago +10 / -0

I thought the science said that alphas and betas don't exist because they withdrew the study when some very inconvenient people drew some very inconvenient conclusions from it.

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– Deadlaw 5 points 218 days ago +5 / -0

Sounds like a good study. Hopefully it doesn’t take 80 years to re-enter society like physiognomy.

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– Mpetey123 1 point 218 days ago +1 / -0

I could be behind on the science. I just remember watching a video with some person explaining that occasionally nice monkeys get access to sex by being simps.

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– Niemo 3 points 218 days ago +3 / -0

As a beta chimp myself I always brought the best bananas and eventually mated with the semi retarded looking worn out she-chimp.

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– 5Cats 2 points 218 days ago +2 / -0

Every male chimp MUST dominate every female chimp. If not they'll be driven from the troop.
So it's reasonable that they "get some" now and then to keep the gene pool from getting dirty. (every kid for 7 years has the same daddy? dirty pool!)

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