Calling canned water "Liquid Death" and shoving it out there for edgy teens to slurp up is 'comic book villain' levels of foreshadowing that they're going to try to pull off something comically shady, either in marketing or practice.
I accidentally bought some thinking it was seltzer like LaCroix, ended up being caffeinated and fake sweetened, tasted like absolute ass. I very much believe this dipshit that his company still hasn't made a profit after many years because the shit is disgusting.
Monster gave out a generic "diversity and inclusion" statement in 2020, only to get hammered for not saying BLM/Floyd/police brutality by name. As far as I know, they left it at that and didn't further ingratiate themselves.
Calling canned water "Liquid Death" and shoving it out there for edgy teens to slurp up is 'comic book villain' levels of foreshadowing that they're going to try to pull off something comically shady, either in marketing or practice.
Canned caffeinated water is the gayest thing you can put in your mouth, up to and including another man’s cock. Just have a Diet Monster you pussies!
I accidentally bought some thinking it was seltzer like LaCroix, ended up being caffeinated and fake sweetened, tasted like absolute ass. I very much believe this dipshit that his company still hasn't made a profit after many years because the shit is disgusting.
Isn't Monster a woke company too? Wasn't it Red Bull against faggotry and DEI shit?
IDK Red Bull just seems like the most 90s company ever signing kids doing rad and dangerous shit.
I thought the Thai Monarchy was the majority shareholder and they're pretty based imo.
Monster gave out a generic "diversity and inclusion" statement in 2020, only to get hammered for not saying BLM/Floyd/police brutality by name. As far as I know, they left it at that and didn't further ingratiate themselves.
I'd rather they not even bothered to begin with. Although Dunkin and Chick-fil-A tried that and later cucked out.