Guys we need to respect Cuomo, he's a great man and for the sake of inter-cultural respect and bridge-building, we should help him visit a mosque. See, the truth is muslims love pigs, and bacon is actually a luxury item over there. What Cuomo should do is say he's a representative of the Nation of Islam and walk in there with a retinue of 72 cross-dressing fat liberals while wearing bacon sandals and a "hard gay" suit. He also should explain that Mamdani mentioned this was how true muslims behave and wanted to make a good impression.
The three-way gang war this'll set off will reduce property prices a lot and drive blackrock out of business. (source bro trust me)
Guys we need to respect Cuomo, he's a great man and for the sake of inter-cultural respect and bridge-building, we should help him visit a mosque. See, the truth is muslims love pigs, and bacon is actually a luxury item over there. What Cuomo should do is say he's a representative of the Nation of Islam and walk in there with a retinue of 72 cross-dressing fat liberals while wearing bacon sandals and a "hard gay" suit. He also should explain that Mamdani mentioned this was how true muslims behave and wanted to make a good impression.
The three-way gang war this'll set off will reduce property prices a lot and drive blackrock out of business. (source bro trust me)
Because very few people want to buy a smouldering ruin.
Yeah, I wanted to fire a few seedbombs in there and turn it into a nature reserve.
Now this is the kind of tricknology that would make Yakub proud.
Das rite!