19 Another day another stabbing (twitter.com) posted 288 days ago by Ahaus667 288 days ago by Ahaus667 +19 / -0 11 comments share 11 comments share save hide report block hide replies
At least it self-disposed.
Everyone: Oh my god he's got a knife and stabbing people!
Prosecutor: Don't worry! I'll drop his charges!
Judge: Don't worry! I'll get him aquitard!
Innocence Project: Don't worry! If all else fails, I can still get him out!
A Pool Water: I'm about to end all these motherfuckers careers.