Don't go to Dubai, Singapore, Russia, or any of those other countries that are notoriously tough on that sort of thing...and bring/get drugs. As an aside, I'm not saying they're necessarily correct, but those countries all have cleaner and more orderly cities than we do. Just saying.

These places have imprisoned travelers for poppy seeds on a bagel.

Also once it is known that you can get whitey imprisoned for the rest of her life - any cleaner or housemaid that has a disagreement with you can get you permanently removed from society