98 "TEENAGERS could be here" he thought. (nypost.com) posted 298 days ago by voidposter 298 days ago by voidposter +98 / -0 Local Ohio Chick-fil-A to require chaperones for teenage customers — causing community uproar The rule is meant to “ensure a safe and respectful environment for all guests,” the franchise wrote in the announcement. 43 comments share 43 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Require all patrons to be armed, no exceptions, and the dundu will stay away.
I really do enjoy the absurdity of mandatory carry as a policy. I'm not entirely convinced that it would work out as well as we'd like, but the raw audacity of it is intriguing.
Or just play classical music in the restaurant.