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Mustang Mach-E commits suicide after realizing it will never be a Mustang (twitter.com)
posted 294 days ago by The_Shadow_of_Intent 294 days ago by The_Shadow_of_Intent +74 / -0
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– brimshae 11 points 294 days ago +11 / -0

Not once in the 5min did it occur to the driver to turn the fucking engine off

Sorry, the car knows better than you. Also, these new fake-Mustang EVs don't even have a keyhole in the door, let alone the ignition.

Show of hands: Without looking it up (and I did for this), how many people know how to turn off a push-button car while it's moving, presuming the software allows you to do so?

Of those of you that do, how many of you are likely to remember that while your car is careening down a highway divider?

Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

Incidentally the last words recorded on the 911 call were "omg the road is ending. Prey! PREY!!"

Wrong "pray", but can we get a link to that if you weren't makin' a funny?

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– Gizortnik 6 points 294 days ago +6 / -0

Sorry, the car knows better than you.

I AM THE SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR

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– 5Cats 6 points 294 days ago +6 / -0

Please enter the 7 digit code for emergency shutdown authorization. It's right there on page 116 of the owner's manual. No not the one in your glovebox, the one the dealership gave you to keep at home. 🙄 Didn't you memorize it?

  • Autonomous car voice.
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– deleted 3 points 294 days ago +3 / -0
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– ModsAreAIDS 6 points 294 days ago +6 / -0

Bingo. Thankfully, I only drive cars with a manual transmission, so worst case, I can just throw it in neutral and let the engine blow.

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– brimshae 4 points 294 days ago +4 / -0

If you're in the stick-shift club with me I can presume you're also driving a car with a key in the switch, not that that means as much these days.

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– ModsAreAIDS 4 points 294 days ago +4 / -0

My car actually has keyless autostart, but that is about as automated as it gets for it. No self driving/lane assist shit that takes control away from me.

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– EggShenBusTours 4 points 294 days ago +4 / -0

Lol im a retard

Anyway, im mixing up 2 stories. I found the "pray" people but they arent the old people in runaway car for several minutes before accident.

https://youtu.be/Bx2diBKXN_Y?si=0cOxCXhxFNJbZqd6

And they were back in the day so it was key ignition

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– BeefyBelisarius 3 points 294 days ago +3 / -0

Show of hands: Without looking it up (and I did for this), how many people know how to turn off a push-button car while it's moving, presuming the software allows you to do so?

Trick question, I wouldn't buy a push to start car without looking that up first to make sure I could stop it in an emergency.

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– brimshae 2 points 294 days ago +2 / -0

It's not a trick question. You gave a conditional answer that you would know if you owned one.

It's not 100% certain, but we can reckon from this that you don't own one, and that you don't know because you haven't needed to learn.

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