i know you're being facetious but staplers are not like yachts. stapler upkeep is marginally zero. boat upkeep is crazy expensive, even if it's not running. it's astronomically cheaper to send your yacht from st james to monaco than having two yachts in st james and monaco. i can at least understand one yacht in pacific/io side, and the other atlantic side, as the major canals/straights really suck, but a third yacht is purely about signaling extreme wealth.