This is a follow up to a conversation we all had last year where some of you paranoid motherfuckers were raving about a conspiracy of boat drivers to fuck with infrastructure. To which I pointed out that barge shit happens constantly and you're only not aware of it because you probably don't live close to a major barge hub.
Well, here's a few highlights from this year...
Barges hit Vidalia-Natchez Mississippi Bridge
Barge hits lock and dam on Arkansas River
Six loose barges run amok near New Orleans
Barge wrecks boat launch in Texas
These unpowered floating METAL BOXES are pernicious troublemakers that love to get loose and cause anarchy.
Plane crashes also happen a lot and we know the elite would NEVER make one of those happen on purpose... right?
To be fair, "Use shareholder leverage to compel major aerospace manufacturers to hire DEI candidates over actually qualified engineers and just hope they get assigned to a construction or maintenance project that one of our detractors will turn out to be flying on five years from now and hope they miss the hex nut on one or two bolts" is not the most airtight assassination plan.
Pretending that's how it would work is retarded. Congratulations on knocking down the ridiculous straw man you set up there, I guess.
I was just riffing.
I'd leave that one out of your stand-up act.