My personal wild bet is “Iranian” agents will attack the parade on our own soil

They don't need to. Donnie has already:

1. Ensured that one of the 1st priorities was cracking down on free speech on campus related to antisemitism -- and, no, this isn't referring to the numerous violent campus animals but rather flagrant, indiscriminate disregard for the Constitution
2. Tripled down on H1B abuse and similar legal immigration avenues (e.g. Chinese college ~spies~ students) raping the livelihood of U.S. citizens
3. Urged Israel to hasten the genocide and ethnic cleansing in Gaza due to "bad optics"
4. Continued to supply vital intelligence to Ukraine so the conflict's lopsided massacre is extended where only NATO and elites like Zelensky and the MIC profit (and Russian territorial gains, of course, which will exponentially rise due to the renewed need for an extended buffer zone)
5. Spent billions futilely bombing Yemen before retreating with his tail tucked
6. Fucked over the budget that he promises will be fixed during rescission (~$10B+ down, only $9T+ remaining to start making a dent into the fucked up debt) and ensuring the MIC profits from all possible deals and budget increases
7. Engaged in bad faith "Art of the Deal" bullshit negotiations with Iran over the nonexistent nuclear threat (as acknowledged by Director of National Intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard, herself earlier this year) to help frame timing of Israel's escalation and consequentially shrugging and mocking the dead

Miriam Adelson and company have invested well in ensuring that AIPAC continues to rape the American tax payer for many more years to come.

BTW:

• Epstein papers from Bondi's desk will be released any minute now.
• Patel and Bongino will release the video evidence that "proves" Epstein suicided himself also any minute now.
• Etceteras.

It'd be cool if the supposedly "most peaceful" U.S. President in modern times could return to focus solely on domestic issues and borders, but that'd require stringently being "America first".

So, no, but we'll continue wasting valuable ammunition and tax dollars on the MIGA agenda over the weekend. Israel will continue getting a handful of deaths, and the news will count every single digit of those while hundreds more goyim die in other countries.