Combine the race riots in LA, the missile shooting contest in the Middle East, and the armies 250th anniversary parade, this weekend may be wild.

My personal wild bet is “Iranian” agents will attack the parade on our own soil (if you want to get real crazy you can say these “Iranians” also assassinate someone important at the event) and the media turns into 2004 Warhawk Republican level bloodthirsty.

Real ones know to always bet on nothing ever happening though. Probably the safe option.