Suddenly lefty friends are saying the right says that Epstein killed himself. What the heck are they talking about. I can't get anything from them except that this is totally a thing among conspiracy theorists
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Conspiracy theorists still batting near 100%, so it doesn't even matter.
That is hilarious though. It's a Conspiracy Theory™ now to point out the massive flipflop that people who were very dubious of the Epstein suicide story are now saying it's completely definitive that he killed himself.
Dude, that Bongino clip was so cringe. It was all but literal gun to the head. "HE KILLED HIMSELF."
Well that's just retarded. His name was instantly added to the Clinton Body Count conspiracy theory.
The mainstream media started running a story a few days back about how the fbi is going to release proof that Epstein killed himself.
https://nypost.com/2025/05/29/us-news/fbi-will-soon-release-video-that-proves-jeffrey-epstein-was-not-murdered/
https://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2020/01/11/epst-j11.html
6 years later, they finally got the proof that epstein didnt kill himself.
Sure sure, most likely AI video, im sure.
Giving me 9/11 pentagon camera vibes where they cut a bunch of frames from the only video they ever released of the plane hitting the pentagon. Cant make shit out in the few frames that are left lmao.
So, check the fingers and his facial hair?
Freemium gooner phone games can get hair and fingers right now, for weekly-released slop. The commercial stuff adds that in to make people less afraid of the tech, "proper" tech already exists, and exists plentifully enough to make said phone games. Alphabet agencies working in tandem with Alphabet corporation might not be able to do magic, but they can certainly do a couple minutes of video with high quality when combined with modern film editing software and techniques, given six years to work on it.
It's possible that you're looking too deeply.
The vast majority of lefties simply take programming from the man in the TV. Whatever the man in the TV said has to be the truth because it's official and from experts. So when Kash and Bongino appear in their TV and say, "Epstein killed himself," it is received as programming from the other direction. Thus they believe "the right" now thinks he killed himself because they assume that everyone believes the experts in the TV as implicitly as they do.
Oh, my friends NPC like nobodies business. The problem is the programming is starting to hallucinate to stay in pattern.
I see. My condolences then because it may be terminal
I'm fairly certain the entire Northwest is about to implode like Detroit or California because of it.
Im ok with them dying on this hill.
When the Epstein case first came to light in the mid 2000s, it was a "far right conspiracy theory" discussed by "fringe nutjobs" who believed in "flat earth, UFOs and bigfoot".
Any dissent against that statement was enough for the "ahhh so you believe that earth is flat" crowd to crawl out of the woodwork. Remember that when they call you a 'conspiracy theorist'.