That’s wrong, though there’s a few real stories like my grandpa who was forced to run off a cliff without even knowing. I sometimes imagine the horror he must have felt, being airborne with his legs still spinning before gravity set in. They also dropped a Piano on him afterwards and he still has a few piano keys for teeth to this day.
They strapped my grandpa to a rocket and fired him at a rock wall just to see if the local fauna can avoid the projectile coming at them. Absolute monsters.
Can disagree on a lot of the actions he took. But you can't disagree on a lot of what he said.
Some of his actions have been grossly misrepresented or mischaracterized.
After all, the victors write the history texts. And we know the victors are always The Good Guys™.
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That’s wrong, though there’s a few real stories like my grandpa who was forced to run off a cliff without even knowing. I sometimes imagine the horror he must have felt, being airborne with his legs still spinning before gravity set in. They also dropped a Piano on him afterwards and he still has a few piano keys for teeth to this day.
They strapped my grandpa to a rocket and fired him at a rock wall just to see if the local fauna can avoid the projectile coming at them. Absolute monsters.