I'll give it a shot.
Not only are "trans-women" truly women....they're the only women.
The only true women are biologically male who identify as women and only true men are biologically women who identify as men.
(I tried to give a rationale for it, but the more I tried to come up with a rationale, the more it started to sound like something a leftist would actually believe because I started invoking words like "Cisgender" and then realized just leaving that statement as is, is more sufficient and crazy sounding than explaining it)
You guys are doing this the hard way. Come up with a position Redditors are not allowed to hold and then come up with a goofy left-wing explanation for it.
Maybe it doesn't meet the exact letter of the prompt, but close enough for Internet arguments.
You sir are a genius
Hitler predicted the actions of Israel in Gaza and was therefore taking protective measures against Zionism.
Those are good!