1997 Denise Richards and Dina Meyer absolutely mog any actress working right now. I'd say both of them are at least 9s.
Clearly there are scores of other reasons any remake is doomed, but that's the most obvious one. In the age of DEI, superhumanly attractive women are extinct.
We should have invited the Bugs to live with us and mandate that companies need a certain percentage of their workforce to be bugs. Also give the Bugs a bunch of free stuff.
See now, that’s a satire I’d pay to go see. A satire of modern leftist idiocy set in the starship troopers universe.
Every time a bug kills a human, there’d be other humans saying it’s really our fault because we oppress them with our xenophobia, and besides that, humans kill humans all the time too.
Also, replace the propaganda videos with ads featuring bugs married to human women, and Netflix documentaries about how George Washington was actually a bug.
Thered be hentai of bugs raping human women.
... Fuck, are we living in that satire already?
The only abortion made illegal would be killing a chest-burster Alien, because Privilege + Power bugphobia.