89 "Pope Francis in critical condition after a 'respiratory crisis,' Vatican says." (www.usatoday.com) posted 5 months ago by WittyUserName 5 months ago by WittyUserName +89 / -0 36 comments share 36 comments share save hide report block hide replies
By all accounts he has full infiltration pneumonia in both lungs and won't live out the month. The big question is whether or not the next pope will be a marxist heretic as well, or if there's any hope for the church instead.
Maybe we get lucky and they choose black Pope as their version of DEI.
The new pope will likely be a woman with a last name ending in baum, stein, berg, or witz.
She'll look (and sound) like Elaine from Seinfeld.
Is your username inspired by Elon? 🤣