89 "Pope Francis in critical condition after a 'respiratory crisis,' Vatican says." (www.usatoday.com) posted 40 days ago by WittyUserName 40 days ago by WittyUserName +89 / -0 36 comments share 36 comments share save hide report block hide replies
The new pope will likely be a woman with a last name ending in baum, stein, berg, or witz.
She'll look (and sound) like Elaine from Seinfeld.
Is your username inspired by Elon? 🤣