Quest: Hand out blankets to the native population.
Reward: 50xp, +Reputation for Natives and Assorted Harvest Goods and Primitive Tools.
Then later in the campaign you hear that many tribes in the area are spreading a strange disease and it is recommended to avoid contact as they are becoming increasingly hostile with outsiders.
Plot twist, it's fantasy syphilis and becomes the bane of your own people. Niggerfucking gets banned and vilified. Anyone with the disease has to roll for insanity each day; once the roll is successful, roll for progressive deterioration every two days until death.
Quest: Hand out blankets to the native population.
Reward: 50xp, +Reputation for Natives and Assorted Harvest Goods and Primitive Tools.
Then later in the campaign you hear that many tribes in the area are spreading a strange disease and it is recommended to avoid contact as they are becoming increasingly hostile with outsiders.
Plot twist, the disease wasn't ever on the blankets, it's an STD the party spread by being too horny.
Plot twist, it's fantasy syphilis and becomes the bane of your own people. Niggerfucking gets banned and vilified. Anyone with the disease has to roll for insanity each day; once the roll is successful, roll for progressive deterioration every two days until death.
Fucking bard.
My party brings a shitload of beads.
Quest Reward: The Island of Manhattan.
Manhattan was actually traded for a spice island. Nutmeg used to be a big fuckin deal.