91 They want to bastardize the Odyssey next (twitter.com) posted 98 days ago by Ahaus667 98 days ago by Ahaus667 +92 / -1 49 comments share 49 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Tom Holland - potato-faced soy boy
Zendaya - 5 out of 10 mystery meat zoomer phenotype
Anne Hathaway - quirky boring white girl POV character actress
Matt Damon - Matt Damon
Lupita Nyong’o - belongs in the human zoo
Robert Pattinson - Millennial XL twink.
Matt Damon.
Same for Denzel Washington.
MATT DAMON!
MATT DAMON!!
5 out of 10 is way way too generous, more like 1/10 at best, assuming we can't go into negatives.
Not being fat is underrated.