69 G/O Media Cuts Kotaku To The Bone As More Writers Are Laid Off (archive.is) posted 9 days ago by m0r1arty 9 days ago by m0r1arty +69 / -0 16 comments share 16 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Fuck I'm running out of popcorn for the salt! There's too much salt!
Guess I'm making salt pork, salt beef, the stocks for salt must be through the floor right now with oversupply!
That'd be about the only commodity that's through the floor right now. Even precious metals have pretty much rebounded to what they were Tuesday.
I have more imaginary retirement dollars worth of stuff in my 401k now than ever before.
(Suddenly a wild Gimli appears) Salted Pork??? /drool