Let's make every half-arsed attempt to fix something "Pulling a Barve"
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What on earth did they do to Isabela?
On the purely physical level, she apparently went from pirate queen to, what, Egyptian belly dancer (along with the obligatory bust size reduction)?
And, personality-wise? You're telling me that someone who is perpetually sarcastic, who Hawke first meets in a bar fight in DA2, who approves of Hawke getting every last coin possible out of people, who disapproves of sticking your nose in random people's business for no gain, and very nearly triggered a war among the three largest world powers by stealing the equivalent of the original copy of the Koran is now teaching people how to go through apology rituals for using the wrong pronouns?
Nuke it from orbit, several times. It's the only way to be sure.
Originally white as well
Nah, she's always been darker-skinned. Maybe the skin color darkened a touch from 2 to I, but if so it was very minor.
DA:O Isabela
DA2 Isabela
Another Budget cut.
They're really mad people are sharing this clip. I got two people to completely drop their interest in this game. May the biotroons end up on the street
Did those two people not play inquisition?
5 push-ups instead of 10 - but meaning it as if it was ten.
Oh no
They are so out of touch with basic fitness, they think that going up is 1, going down, that's then another 1.
That's what happened, isn't it. These people can't even do a girl pushup
They're going by the Homer Simpson school of fitness.
Those 5 push-ups identify as 10.
Woke woman outputting half the productivity, expects full pay.
To be fair, those Devs have never done a push-up before. It's like a cargo cult but for exercise, and they probably just think down is one and up is two.
“Pulling a Barve” is when you write something so contrived, cliche, and retarded that it should end your career immediately and forever.