You just can't make this up..
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"And if you do we can be friends! But . . . just friends, OK?"
But if you're a good little cuck she just might allow you the privilege of raising Tyrone Jr. when she's 40 and needs a "real man" to clean up the mess she made. Tyrone still gets to blow her back out on the side though.
You’d be surprised how many people I actually know are like this. One girl literally admitted to me that her baby daddy was in jail for beating her half to death but his dick was good enough that she’d take him back.
Absolutely unhinged. Made me wanna retreat into the mountains and build a cabin…
and start mailing care packages to some friends?
"And by 'friends,' I mean I'm going to forever dangle the possibility that I'll have a more serious relationship with you, or at least sleep with you, as long as you keep doing things for ME. I'm not actually going to ever treat you like a real friend; I'm not going to do fun stuff with you, do any favors for you, or help you out of a jam. I really don't give a shit about you and I never will, but hey, maybe one day, you'll make a good ATM for me."