Crowdstrike
The Crowdstrike weirdness hits conspiracy theory
A deeper look at the Crowdstrike conspiracy theory
The voting machines that were never controlled by the internet, have been screwed up by the Crowdstrike update
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If we had a real opposition party instead of the cucked GOP we'd have had this already. All we get from them are sternly worded letters and preening at sideshow committee meetings.
Saw something about them having outsourced to India. Probably left all the coding up to your average pajeet with a fake diploma and certs that could not do the needful
A software friend of mine pointed out that 2023 had a huge amount of layoffs in this field. According to Linkin, Crowdstrike had a bunch of unfilled positions even halfway into 2024. Which is nuts, because the layoffs last year would have had people firing up their resumes and Crowdstrike should have been swimming in applications, and filling those positions. People like to gripe about unqualified people, but the sheer numbers indicate that this cannot explain the discrepancy.
Basically, Crowdstrike either did some really shoddy outsourcing to India while still saying they're hiring, or these chucklefucks thought they could depend on generative AI to make up the difference.
SOP is to lowball offers and/or require a thousand years experience, then tell the government that there aren't any qualified candidates and hire pajeets for pennies and reinforcements.
That or the industry has been staffed predominantly by unqualified people for a while, which would account for a lot of the decline in overall quality we've seen in the past decade.
I doubt it. I bet they thought they knew what they were doing, and were told to do it in a specific way.
This guy worked on windows for decades and has a fairly good explanation-
https://youtu.be/wAzEJxOo1ts
Don't worry, everyone, it's not the machines that count your vote that are affected, it's the machines that verify it you are allowed to vote in the first place.
No wonder they never found evidence of voter fraud, it's not happening in the voting machines.
Fascinating that they use separate machines for these tasks rather than the same machine.
Interesting, it would explain why there is such a mild response towards one of the biggest screwups.
The CEO also used to be at McAffee in 2010 when they caused basically the exact same issue with an update as well.