Wasn’t he vaccinated and boosted?! At least we know they won’t try offing him using Covid as the excuse, while it would be good to try and get sympathy and scream Covid, it would completely dismantle the NIH and FDAs credibility if the most vaxxed president died from the virus he was vaccinated against.

Maybe the people pulling his strings finally decided to follow the law of holes.

Incoming poisoning death.

This gayop must be solely targeted at his gullible hypochondriac base.

There's no way any of his opponents and critics are going to believe this tired, 4 year old playbook.

So they aren't going the public assassination route, they're going with the 'died of natural causes' route?

Sounds like somebody wants to campaign from the basement again. Having him on the campaign trail was creating too many humiliating meme opportunities. Too many people seeing with their own eyes.

The plot thickens.

Symptoms:
Dry cough.
Shortness of breath.
Extreme tiredness.

How can they even tell? But seriously, get well soon Joe. I want you to have a nice full life of sitting in your easy chair and watching Trump on TV repair the damage you caused and investigating your family's links to Ukraine while it becomes more and more apparent that you'll be recorded in the history books as a national embarrassment.