I've been working on trying to make the description as full yet lean as possible to really nail how absurd it is, lemme try.
At 2am in Chicago, Illinois, during a polar vortex in the middle of winter, two White supremacist Trump supporters recognized a black man from his television show about gays and non-Whites at a distance, and just so happened to be carrying bleach and a length of rope which was pre-tied into a noose. They called out to him by both name and television show title. They attacked Juicy Smelly, shouted "this is MAGA Country!" (in Chicago Illinois), then left him to walk home with his Subway sandwich.
I think the temperature itself is notable, beyond just "polar vortex", since the crux of the story is pouring bleach upon him, in an outside-exposed parking garage, because the air temperature at the time was below that at which bleach freezes solid.
He couldn’t even come up with a plausible story. Trump supporters in Chicagonat 2am that recognized a d list actor
I've been working on trying to make the description as full yet lean as possible to really nail how absurd it is, lemme try.
Did I miss anything, or should I trim some fat?
It was one of the all time coldest nights in the history of Chicago, possibly the coldest night ever.
I think the temperature itself is notable, beyond just "polar vortex", since the crux of the story is pouring bleach upon him, in an outside-exposed parking garage, because the air temperature at the time was below that at which bleach freezes solid.
It wasn't even rope. According to all of the quotes I've seen, it was described as "clothesline" or "cordage".
Which he wore home without taking off.
I think that is all the report. Sounds plausible to me lol
during a blizzard.