Black bears will EAT you if you pretend to be dead. You're better off fighting one off as your only slim chance of survival. Polar bears are outright evil, seen enough people defend them and say they're so lovely and poor polar bears etc. You've not seen them hunt.
Hey, when you live in a shithole that's cold all year round, that hardly has any vegetation for you to supplement your diet with, and where nearly everything you're supposed to prey on can easily outrun, outswim, and outfight you, you'd be pretty unreasonable too! Especially when you come across one of those walking cans of spam like those weak-ass hairless apes with their puny strength and pathetic run speed.
I just remember it as the opposite of people.
White bear = unreasonably violent
Brown bear = might be violent, might be safe
Black bear = if you aren't intruding, you're safe
Black and White bear = retarded
This killed me.
Black bears will EAT you if you pretend to be dead. You're better off fighting one off as your only slim chance of survival. Polar bears are outright evil, seen enough people defend them and say they're so lovely and poor polar bears etc. You've not seen them hunt.
Black bears are skittish as hell. Loud noises is usually enough to run them off. The only time you will have to fight is if there are cubs nearby.
Hey now - Cubs fans aren't that violent. I thought it was the Phillies fans you had to worry about...
Hey, when you live in a shithole that's cold all year round, that hardly has any vegetation for you to supplement your diet with, and where nearly everything you're supposed to prey on can easily outrun, outswim, and outfight you, you'd be pretty unreasonable too! Especially when you come across one of those walking cans of spam like those weak-ass hairless apes with their puny strength and pathetic run speed.