59 We wuz George Washington (media.scored.co) posted 76 days ago by Ahaus667 76 days ago by Ahaus667 +59 / -0 42 comments share 42 comments share save hide report block hide replies
They tested his DNA. His DNA was composed of adenine, cytosine, guanine, and thymine.
African DNA is composed of adenine, cytosine, guanine, and thymine.
Therefore George Washington was part black. Also he was part amoeba.
And part banana.