We wuz George Washington
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They tested his DNA. His DNA was composed of adenine, cytosine, guanine, and thymine.
African DNA is composed of adenine, cytosine, guanine, and thymine.
Therefore George Washington was part black. Also he was part amoeba.
And part banana.