New Star Wars Film To Feature Female Jedi Who Turns To The Dark Side At The Same Time Every Month
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Disney executives announced an upcoming installment in the popular Star Wars franchise that will feature a female Jedi who mysteriously turns to the Dark Side at the same time every month.
for a second i believed this until i saw the babylonbee website
The Bee isn't a satire site anymore, it's a prophecy site.
Same. I wouldn't put anything past them at this point.
I’m just waiting for all female Jedi with septum piercings, tattoos, and “body inclusive” hambeasts who use the force to do acrobatics like yoda in episode 2
The writer is the pakistani canadian feminist?
90% chance the evil emperor is a truck driver protesting against forced medical experiments.
Shoehorned line about making the galaxy great again
Bet on it
Chris Gore will be proven right again
So they either take it up the Sither or people get their blades red.