New Star Wars Film To Feature Female Jedi Who Turns To The Dark Side At The Same Time Every Month
HOLLYWOOD, CA — Disney executives announced an upcoming installment in the popular Star Wars franchise that will feature a female Jedi who mysteriously turns to the Dark Side at the same time every month.
The writer is the pakistani canadian feminist?
90% chance the evil emperor is a truck driver protesting against forced medical experiments.
Shoehorned line about making the galaxy great again
Bet on it