Alright, this is a good one. It amuses me (and I'm drunk), so I'm going through it.
Firstly, 29 dates in a year. I haven't dated 29 different people in my whole-ass life, you slut.
Homeless by choice...why the fuck are you dating him, you lunatic?
Mental issues...why are you dat...fuck, I feel like I already might be running out material. This bitch is crazy. Going forward, unless extremely funny, I'll just ignore any 'why in the ever-loving shit are you dating this loser' scenarios.
Enjoyed Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson...you could do a whole lot worse, bitch. The Joe Rogan complaint is especially hilarious. Despite not being rightwing, Jordan Peterson somewhat reasonably gets lumped in there. Rogan is a relatively sensible relative liberal. People acting like he's some far right genocidal maniac or something always amuses me. He's a liberal (not leftist) podcaster who speaks his mind. Cope and seethe, retards.
20-30 drinks a week? Please, that's only a couple drinks a night...shit.
Spent the entire night "negging" you...were you being a bitch, bitch?
Nice guy...it always cracks me up. "Oh, no, I love nice guys, I want nothing more than a nice guy...now I'm going to bitch about nice guys for a couple hours." For the record, I'm not bitter; I don't do the nice guy thing. But I can admire the irony. Pick a lane, ladies. Either love or hate nice guys. This shit is supreme bullshit.
Cried on the date...okay, fuck that guy. "Still tried to invite me back to his house to have sex..." Alright. Chad loser. I stand partially corrected.
Anti-vax, women driver jokes. Miss, that's a keeper. Not my fault you're retarded.
Arrogant and entitled, disagreed with you on everything...so anyway, miss, how was the sex?
Various whining about how the dude didn't look at all her pictures or read her mind.
Dude was too passionate about his own interests.
Anime and dinosaurs. Alright. Meme value, if nothing else. Why is this lady being so ableist? Dude is obviously autistic. Literally shaking right now.
He was as much of a slut as I was...how could he?!
Firstly, 29 dates in a year. I haven't dated 29 different people in my whole-ass life, you slut.
I'm gonna play devil's advocate here (though she probably doesn't deserve it) and suggest that maybe she's including the dates that lasted a single date (number 19 seems to be like this) while also including longer term relationships (like number 20), which are two very different things. Single dates are opportunities to try and find people, to give them an initial chance to see if the chance at a relationship is worth pursuing.
That said, 29 dates in a single year is more than 1 every fortnight. And I'd say that 19 of these are almost definitely single dates, so assuming that the remaining 10 of those are at least 3 dates long, she'd have a very busy schedule of dating if she also works a standard full-time job (meaning dating is pretty much weekend exclusive). But I doubt that's the case, so she's bringing fuck all to the dating scene while having higher standards than she's expecting the men to have for her, and probably lining up dates multiple days in a row. Zero surprises there.
Oh, also, I love when leftist women like this bitch and moan about "muh mental issues" when dating, when they're supposed to be the most tolerant and loving bunch out there. I don't mind not wanting to date someone with mental health issues, but they're always so willing to try and spread muh awareness and care up until it might effect themselves. Then it's all about getting it as far away from them as they possibly can. Which isn't surprising, that's the case for most leftists. Just look at them regarding immigration.
Shocker leftist hypocrisy in their private lives knows no bounds, the joke is I'm on the lookout for someone mentally stable and it's amazing how few women fit the bill and have tons of red flags they'll tell you about all over their profiles that I've ranted about before. Guys may find some of these amusing and women really don't seem to understand how this is is likely driving so many guys away.
. Self-proclaimed heavy drinker
. No actual hobbies beyond Netflix and Pizza doesn't even play video games or anything else
. Rambles about her fur baby 80% of the profile
. NHS Nurse
. Posts up that stupid fucking angel pose profile pic because look at me I'm so innocent
. Has a photograph of another man she's holding who almost certainly looks like a possible ex
. Catfishes with endless closeups and has a full body photograph right at the bottom to hide she's a fatty
. Ridiculous amounts of beauty filters vomited all over so you can barely see her face
Alright, this is a good one. It amuses me (and I'm drunk), so I'm going through it.
Firstly, 29 dates in a year. I haven't dated 29 different people in my whole-ass life, you slut.
Homeless by choice...why the fuck are you dating him, you lunatic?
Mental issues...why are you dat...fuck, I feel like I already might be running out material. This bitch is crazy. Going forward, unless extremely funny, I'll just ignore any 'why in the ever-loving shit are you dating this loser' scenarios.
Enjoyed Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson...you could do a whole lot worse, bitch. The Joe Rogan complaint is especially hilarious. Despite not being rightwing, Jordan Peterson somewhat reasonably gets lumped in there. Rogan is a relatively sensible relative liberal. People acting like he's some far right genocidal maniac or something always amuses me. He's a liberal (not leftist) podcaster who speaks his mind. Cope and seethe, retards.
20-30 drinks a week? Please, that's only a couple drinks a night...shit.
Spent the entire night "negging" you...were you being a bitch, bitch?
Nice guy...it always cracks me up. "Oh, no, I love nice guys, I want nothing more than a nice guy...now I'm going to bitch about nice guys for a couple hours." For the record, I'm not bitter; I don't do the nice guy thing. But I can admire the irony. Pick a lane, ladies. Either love or hate nice guys. This shit is supreme bullshit.
Cried on the date...okay, fuck that guy. "Still tried to invite me back to his house to have sex..." Alright. Chad loser. I stand partially corrected.
Anti-vax, women driver jokes. Miss, that's a keeper. Not my fault you're retarded.
Arrogant and entitled, disagreed with you on everything...so anyway, miss, how was the sex?
Various whining about how the dude didn't look at all her pictures or read her mind.
Dude was too passionate about his own interests.
Anime and dinosaurs. Alright. Meme value, if nothing else. Why is this lady being so ableist? Dude is obviously autistic. Literally shaking right now.
He was as much of a slut as I was...how could he?!
He was in the army...what a monster.
PEEETERSON!
Wanted to have children...what a fucking piece of shit.
I'm gonna play devil's advocate here (though she probably doesn't deserve it) and suggest that maybe she's including the dates that lasted a single date (number 19 seems to be like this) while also including longer term relationships (like number 20), which are two very different things. Single dates are opportunities to try and find people, to give them an initial chance to see if the chance at a relationship is worth pursuing.
That said, 29 dates in a single year is more than 1 every fortnight. And I'd say that 19 of these are almost definitely single dates, so assuming that the remaining 10 of those are at least 3 dates long, she'd have a very busy schedule of dating if she also works a standard full-time job (meaning dating is pretty much weekend exclusive). But I doubt that's the case, so she's bringing fuck all to the dating scene while having higher standards than she's expecting the men to have for her, and probably lining up dates multiple days in a row. Zero surprises there.
Oh, also, I love when leftist women like this bitch and moan about "muh mental issues" when dating, when they're supposed to be the most tolerant and loving bunch out there. I don't mind not wanting to date someone with mental health issues, but they're always so willing to try and spread muh awareness and care up until it might effect themselves. Then it's all about getting it as far away from them as they possibly can. Which isn't surprising, that's the case for most leftists. Just look at them regarding immigration.
Shocker leftist hypocrisy in their private lives knows no bounds, the joke is I'm on the lookout for someone mentally stable and it's amazing how few women fit the bill and have tons of red flags they'll tell you about all over their profiles that I've ranted about before. Guys may find some of these amusing and women really don't seem to understand how this is is likely driving so many guys away.
. Self-proclaimed heavy drinker
. No actual hobbies beyond Netflix and Pizza doesn't even play video games or anything else
. Rambles about her fur baby 80% of the profile
. NHS Nurse
. Posts up that stupid fucking angel pose profile pic because look at me I'm so innocent
. Has a photograph of another man she's holding who almost certainly looks like a possible ex
. Catfishes with endless closeups and has a full body photograph right at the bottom to hide she's a fatty
. Ridiculous amounts of beauty filters vomited all over so you can barely see her face
. Overdoses on makeup like a motherfucker
Oh I could go on and on.
Knew a guy who used this in his dating strategy. Genuinely worked all the time. I wouldn't be surprised if she was telling the truth.