So I've decided to be random and I thought I'd give the dating app hinge a try as it seems to be the least worse option I can see and it does seem to have some somewhat real looking profiles on it.
I wonder if any guys have been in this situation, but have you noticed how many of them constantly list travelling to <Insert exotic country> on their bucket list or they actually want a boyfriend to come with them and do it. Now I'm not against that for a holiday at all or anything like that but it seems like these women actually want to do it on the regular and these are women in their 30's.
It's not even an outlier thing either because this is clearly a trend but it made me realise how much I'm working currently. Do they honestly not realise that most guys are fucking broke and working their arses off to keep a roof over their heads? Most of them can't afford to go jet setting across the world which explains why they only end up going after the usual stereotypes that they hate and end up being cum dumpsters.
I just found it baffling, not the first time I've been weirded out by the normies.
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MySpace magic / strategic photography/ only groupshot photos (she's always the worst looking one)
Some unnecessarily aggressive self aggrandizing boast: "Your friends dog will find me funnier than you" you know those kind of statements
Is Asian. That gets its own space
You know I'm very glad I'm in a good mood lately because I've been finishing debugging because it's exactly as you describe. Also fucking yes on the groupshot photographs. I immediately skip those if she doesn't even have one single photo of herself because she's clearly catfishing. My other favourite moment of fakery aside from the retarded filters they often put on is the inevitable closeups they use to hide the fact that they're fatties.