BRILLIANT IDEA: "Scholastic Forbidden Market Book Fair". In secret cooperation with school librarians, send in a few people in trench coats, sunglasses and spy hats to just "hang out" at the regular book fair, their coats loaded with banned books that kids can buy at discounted prices. Make it SO secretive and SO forbidden, it becomes something that only the COOL KIDS know about ("Cool Kid's" = "The Kids That The Librarian Feels Would Benefit From Having A Copy of Where The Sidewalk Ends").
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And then send in the cops to arrest the retards for distribution of pornography to minors!
Exactly
Will they be using a van with no windows marked "free candy" as well?
Hot take, your friend is a pedophile.
so, turner diaries, mein kampf, anarchist cookbook?
Which cookbook? I had two in highschool. My chemistry/physics teacher was awesome and let us test them out.
Did where the sidewalk ends get banned?!?
Probably removed from a pre-school library so now it's "banned"
I've seen this movie before... they're naked under the trench coats