75 Hey the Secret Service can't find the owner of that cocaine. I'm shocked such a fine investigation service is perplexed. (archive.vn) posted 1 year ago by Mpetey123 1 year ago by Mpetey123 +75 / -0 29 comments share 29 comments share save hide report block hide replies
God, wouldn't that be silly. A big circle of feds blaming each other for losing track of a bag of coke.
Some Secret service officer was probably standing at the front of the room during a meeting going, "So, help me narrow this down. Is there anyone we can rule out? Is anyone in this building not doing coke? Anyone?"
That'd probably be the guy who gets scapegoated, hilariously enough.