25 Mother-of-two, "I have 800 tattoos and can’t get a job - I look like a Smurf" (nypost.com) posted 1 year ago by xleb2 1 year ago by xleb2 +27 / -2 I have 800 tattoos and can’t get a job — not even cleaning toilets She’s failed to ink a job deal. “I applied for a job cleaning toilets where I live, and they won’t have me because of my tattoos,” Melissa Sloan, 46, revealed. 39 comments share 39 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Smurfette was hawt tho… this woman… is not.
Smurfette was literally constructed. She is an artificial Smurf built to order.
The fact that Smurfs seem to be asexual and Baby Smurf never ages are both arguments that they are an engineers race.