NYC addicts clean out the free drug paraphernalia vending machine, complain about the quality of the free crack pipes:
Self-described crack smoker Minoshi Calpe, 56, walked away with the last product in the vending machine — a fentanyl test strip — just after noon while sniffing that the glass used for the free pipes wasn’t up to her standards. “I like the Pyrex because it’s a little thicker,’’ she said, also lamenting that “you can’t even sell that [vending stuff] because the programs give you all that stuff” already for free."
In the 90s, Futurama showed an absolutely degenerate future in the year 3000, one instance of which was a five second scene showing a vending machine in NYC labeled "Refreshing Crack!"
The CIA is too busy to release a new version of crack. I figured they'd have created some sort of fentanyl crack by now but I guess COVID filled that need.
Would anyone even notice if they released a new version? I admit I don't know shit about drugs but from the bits I've heard, fentanyl is insanely lethal and unpredictable already.
And is anyone even keeping an eye out on these junkies, trying to treat them or determine what's happening to them?
If NYC is anything like Portland then no. The Feds are flooding the state with funding to pay people to do it but nobody wants the jobs, so they just ignore it and keep the funds.
Portugal actually does it right, but every state that has legalized drugs is just creating more problems.
Leeches who constantly have their hands out for gibs are complete fucking ingrates? I'm shocked, I tell you! Shocked!
That's the one part of this policy that isn't retarded. The idea is to stop the spread of disease by giving them free paraphernalia, not give them things that they can sell for dope.