Linus Tech Tips Shrek has trooned out.
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Because being an ugly obese man resigns you to having to change your lifestyle and work on yourself. Being an ugly obese troon means an entire army of narcissistic sympathizers will validate your terrible life choices until you realize it’s all an empty charade and commit suicide.
Being an ugly and obese man means spending years actively working on yourself with little to no guidance or support.
Being an Orc Troon means that everyone will lie to you to make you feel better. There is a well laid path covered in rainbows, if you close your eyes for a while, you won't see the bodies strewn across it.