I claim that every woman on earth should be assumed bad,

As I always say, it's not even that you're wrong about women, but you are wrong to limit your logic to women.

but that shouldn't stretch to your family members for fairly obvious reasons.

What are those obvious reasons?

It'd be some kind of great character arc for me to take a woman to the cleaners and use the money to build my movement.

Just buy 7 minutes of airtime, since you've assured us that you'd get 80% of people to hate women if you got it.