New York Times: The next person we at the Uniparty want America to vote for is evil compared to Trump...because Trump came to heel like a goodboy. Democrats, cannot do better, we tried. You like him, he's got slick willy good-ole-boy charm, and he's easily predictable because he's political oatmeal, which makes him controllable. He so desperately wants to be president, he's sucking up to us, and it feels good. Like 12 year-old girl on her knees under your desk good. He's exactly what we are looking for, because not only does he like the Uniparty, he's reigning in all of your excesses. Because, seriously, you've gotten out of control and it's time to get this country back on course. We appointed Biden, but he can't do anything except make it worse and Nancy was so senile she lost her husband to a schitzo hooker. So why are we telling you he's evil? Because you're sheep, but so are his base. There's more of them, and the more violent you become, the more of them we can get to vote our boy in.

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